[TITLE CARD: In order to show you just how expensive it is.]

 VO: (measured and deliberate) In order to show you just how expensive it is.

 [CUT TO: School Bus Chubby and Diambulator standing in a stygian lake of
        fire. Their dialogue is heard over a constant panache of tortured
        wailing.]

 School Bus Chubby: So what’s the *sixth* evillest thing you’ve ever done?

 Diambulator: I once paid a kid $25 to shout “Post Fucking Modern
        Expelitive” repeatedly on a crowded city street.

 School Bus Chubby: Yeesh.

 Diambulator: When I came back forty five minutes later, it had
        transformed itself into “Post Moron Fucking Explanation.”

 School Bus Chubby: That’s nothing to sneeze at.

 Diambulator: Nosiree

 [A Little Devil jumps into view and pulls a black shade down over the
        viewing area.]

 Little Devil: Hee hee hee!

 [‘THE END’ is superimposed on the screen. Little Devil gives us a knowing
        wink and a thumbs up.]